You really think you can fly that thing? Forget the fat lady! You're obsessed with the fat lady! Drive us out of here! Checkmate... I gave it a cold? I gave it a virus. A computer virus. I was part of something special. Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.
Hey, you know how I'm, like, always trying to save the planet? Here's my chance. So you two dig up, dig up dinosaurs? I gave it a cold? I gave it a virus. A computer virus. Just my luck, no ice. We gotta burn the rain forest, dump toxic waste, pollute the air, and rip up the OZONE! 'Cause maybe if we screw up this planet enough, they won't want it anymore!
God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates Man. Man destroys God. Man creates Dinosaurs. This thing comes fully loaded. AM/FM radio, reclining bucket seats, and... power windows. What do they got in there? King Kong? Is this my espresso machine? Wh-what is-h-how did you get my espresso machine?